I was also a Poli Sci major and the only kid in my kindergarten class to vote for Dukakis in our mock election.

In 1st grade we had a "Bring Your Teddy Bear To Class" day. I happily brought Pookie, literally my best friend. (I was an only child.) When it was my turn to get in front of the class I had the terrifying realization that Pookie was completely going to be made fun of because of his name.

Totally agree with everything you said. After working for a total nutcase that went to OMG Harvard and climbed up the corporate ladder at twice the rate of her contemporaries I sadly realized that by just going to an Ivy and specifically being able to have Harvard, Yale, Princeton, or Stanford on your resume puts you…

Lavender leopard print Manolo's I scored off ebay.

Couldn't his parents watch their wedding on TLC's hottest show, My Big Fat Gypsy PGA Wedding?

wedding season is May-November depending on where you live. You can ask for a discount and might get one from your venue but don't expect it.

Advice from your friendly neighborhood wedding photographer...STOP getting your photos printed at Walmart! Any photog worth their salt is affiliated with a lab, print through them peeps. MUCH better quality. Comparable pricing. Prodpi, WHCC, etc...

I feel really bad for this woman's future O.B.

A married 45 year old man going to a single 25 year old's birthday party. Yep happens ALL the time. Celebrities they're just like us!

Why no mention of the hell that is Apple TV? They ask that after every episode! I just want my kid to zone out to Peg and Cat so I can take a shower and actually shave my legs. Is that so much to ask????

Stay in the hospital as long as your doctor will let you. (And lie to insurance for you) I pushed it to 5 days for a c-section. 24 hour room service and the nurse takes your baby to let you sleep? UMM OKAY.

we hopped into sweats, turned on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and started tearing through envelopes.

It means nothing because she's a nurse. I've met surgeons that are complete fucking idiots. Someone has to be at the bottom of the class.

root beer was my jam during pregnancy. That and tootsie rolls. By the bag full.

I beg someone to recut this as a horror flick trailer. That shot of him in the Santa suit will haunt my dreams.

My dad was taking private plane lessons in the Virgin Islands (he grew up there) and my mom was an instructor. (she moved there after college to flee North Dakotas winters) My dad wanted to learn how to do spins and rolls and his instructor was too scared so my mom (especially adept at aerobatics) brought him up to…

Does that mean he hasn't seen his kid in 4 months either?

Isn't this basically a breve? (coffee with full-fat cream) Atkins people have sworn by them for years.

I live on the West Coast. That Statue of Liberty is about as close to me as those giraffes are to Ghana. I'm offended Delta.

No Genevieve??? My whole life I was told it's the Jennifer of France. Lies!