Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

First, nobody has ever called me optimistic. My mother’s nickname for me was Grumpy.

Some of y’all are really lazy readers.

There is an Istanbul/Constantinople joke in here somewhere, but I can’t quite reach it.

Now the turkeys mean business!

Both are assholes. One WAY more than the other.

“you can pass illegally all day and noone will ever be in a hospital.”

You are no Martin Luther King Junior and neither is a biker breaking the law.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

I know someone who gifted her daughter with Beyonce tickets, recently, and got her the overpriced clothes and such at the concert hoping it’d sate her...and it turned the girl into a terror. Like, the girl wanted to become a groupie. lol

Of course, she can’t kill him with a sword. That’s reserved for nobility and he’s a commoner. She’d have to use a ax.

So I poked around using a Google Search (so fancy!) and discovered that a) this is a dress and jacket and b) she’s styled it several ways, all of which are sub-par and c) every time she’s worn it she did so as a way to convey a message that she, personally, must be poor at expressing verbally.

Oh my sweet summer etc. Trump’s claims about Di are what European royalty calls “a Tuesday”.

And their November cover, The End of the World (as we know it):

I expect everything Trump’s said has been typed up and delivered to The Queen in her daily red leather box.

The only reason Trump wants to visit England is because he misheard the invitation. Donald, they invited you for tea

I have been unreasonably attracted to him since A Knight's Tale. While everyone else was gushing over Heath Ledger, I only had eyes for the Black Princes of Wales. *sigh, swoon, etc*

I go gooey for James Purefoy every time I see him, even if he normally plays a bastard. His Antony was A++.

I found the British version of Queer as Folk so damn hot! I am not really one for porn. I have never seen any that titillates me in the same way premium high budget television can. But apparently I am in the minority here because so many people claim to hate the sex on shows. I love it and I am not ashamed.

Remember Rome? The very first scene of the first episode was of a wealthy lady astride her... horse master, I believe?- while slaves stood around the bedchamber waving huge fans. Good times.