I'm happy you asked this question, because it shows that you haven't met the genuinely crazy ones out there - the ones that are desperately trying to force conversions, or whatnot.

I was raised hyper-fundamental Baptist. And I have an answer for you: they shouldn't be wasting time in politics, etc.

There is a branch of evangelicalism called the New Apostolic Reformation that practices Dominionism, which calls it follower to participate in government. They also believe in literal demons. The New Apostolic reformation has followers such as Rick Perry and Bachman has also attend many of their prayer events. They…

I've often wondered the same thing. Also, why are the most Christ-y McChrist people so into the death penalty? If God's so real and good at punishing people then why can't we just wait until they die a natural death and trust that He in His Infinite Stabbiness will take care of it?

I ask my dad this all the time, whenever he starts to spew this kind of crap. I always say, "So I guess your job is done as a Christian. Tell me, how many did you convert this week?" That usually shuts him up. I love my dad, but at 80 years old, it's so hard to get through to him.

Jesus H. Fuckdoodles. Our cons are corrupt bigots in Canada, but they sure as shit would be mocked for this kind of crazy. How the fuck does she get away with it? I just don't understand how a person could spout this whoopie-we're-all-gonna-die, microwaved-crayon logic, wild-eyed incoherent apocalypticism, and get…

What most people speaking with Ms. Bachmann end up doing:

If Rebel Wilson is actually contemplating a multimillion-dollar payout to lose weight, is it still a matter of "leaving her alone"? Isn't that a move to willingly support the diet industry, the culture of thinness, etc., should she decide to take $4 mil (or whatever) to "slim down"? She would not exactly be some…

• If Rebel Wilson wants to make money by slimming down, let her. Who are we to judge and monitor what she does with her body? Plus size actresses/singers/models/comedians do not owe us anything. I feel like some people want her to stay fat just so she can shift the industry's standards. When Crystal Renn lost ton of…

Where's Joe Flaherty when you need him?

It looks pretty solid when he's running around in it at the end!

Has everybody seen this?

The way we figured out my roommate's cat was getting too fat was that his belly-pooch started spilling over the sides of his favorite box.

I wish my cat were still alive :[ She would have loved watching this video.

Dear A-hole Judges:

I find it quite interesting that All the Bikers that were demonizing Alexian for running one of theirs over are not saying anything now when in the prior articles they were making the public opinion be at a 50/50 on this matter. Whether Alexian was right or wrong is to be decided but he panicked, he had his family in…

Wait... it's fine to beat the guy but the lady is off limits? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

This.
They claim originally they didn't have violent intentions, but you can pretty much bet your ass they would have yelled at him on the highway and likely eventually pulled him from his car as anger escalated. Mob mentality is that they are invincible to anything because there are so many. They turn into fucking…

yeah, no matter what the husband did, the wife and child had nothing to do with it... It comes down to MOB mentality. Many innocent people have been brutally hurt or killed because of MOB Violence over the years.