@Ldubbz: Seriously, I saw the original comment from HTC, the above went on for 3-4 pages.

@Arken: McDonalds allows you to hold the burger in a way that works for you, in this case in a way that doesn’t involve everything falling out of it onto the floor. If Jobs ran McDonalds, you would be asked to hold the burger vertically and with EXACTLY 3 fingers and there would be instructions on how to buy another…

@skraelingshortbus: and it doesnt cost $200. The level of expectations on a $200 (or $600 depending on how you look at it) would be through the roof.

@WilliamTheFifth: Ive seen this around a dozen or so times now and trying to come up with my own little funny on that site. It seems to be like ol' Monkey Mail, but for video...

@the.slim.jim: People are getting hit with restocking fees. Regardless of how small the amount, the consumer should not be out of pocket when a company misrepresents its product.

I guess the real question is WHEN he gave this interview...

Is it just me or are those animals CLEARLY up to no good?

What about "mature" ejaculation? Any iPads apps for that?

People always get weird after my mobile emails for some reason.

I don’t know why the crow ranked so high, but I know that every time I’m driving down the George Washington Parkway, the Hawks above...now instantly identifiable, trigger… well, certain reflexes.

Torn between Mass Effect 2 and Red Dead Redemption (or Red Dead Fred, as it’s known in my house… for some unknown reason). Having never played the original Mass Effect, I had the pleasure of playing 1 and 2 back to back. I think it definitely made the experience better and was by far the best story that I had ever…

And by "video games", do you mean girls prancing around in their panties? Clearly, an even more strange act…

Very cool. Its thing like these that will change the way people think about space. Its one thing hearing about how there are countless solar systems, planets, galaxies, etc, but its probably a little too abstract for average folks to get get their head around. Seeing an example, can change a lot of perception.

Do they (any of the ipad magazines) allow you to transfer the issue to another person? Assuming that such an action would kill it on your ipad? Hell even require direct transmission / handshake?

@TheTonyShow: Well said and totally agree

Why didnt they just tell people not to hold it in a way that burns them? Seems like the obvious and easiest answer.

Did it occur to anyone that they just have a "cloudy with a chance of meatballs" thing going on over there?

@Vultan: Something about the tone of your reply makes me think that you just had some sort of comical run in with a bear or perhaps family of bears.

@ccalbat: Well, that makes perfect sense... stressball / mouse combos could revolutionize the industry!

@LordNige: Or one of those fancy monitor calibration tools