When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

“and now she’s terrified she will ... become a laughing stock.”

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

If having to face the fact that she’s completely tone deaf in terms of how the world works and what the struggle is actually like for marginalized people is enough to traumatize her, then maybe it’s good she’s traumatized. Also, she’s super upset mostly because it may impact her “acting” career and that she doesn’t…

cry me a fucking river Kendall

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

Losing 15 pounds in a week is what the Biggest Loser contestants did, and that was extremely unhealthy for them.

She could lose another fifteen pounds if she had a colonoscopy because she’s obviously full of shit.

“This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.”

in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

The explanation is worse or almost as bad as the ad. It is a bunch of word salad.

Apparently, this ad was created by Pepsi’s in-house “content creation arm,” because Wieden+Kennedy or BBDO or a real ad agency wouldn’t be so fucking busy navel gazing that they’d let this one past the goalposts.

Truth is, the only person who’s life is at risk is Kats himself

Please...Just call an ad...An ad. This is a fucking ad. It has nothing to do with Lifehacker, it isn’t “gear”, it isn’t a deal and you personally have never tried it. *And* you get a kick back if any sell via this page. Literally the fucking definition of an ad.

Please...Just call an ad...An ad. This is a fucking ad. It has nothing to do with Lifehacker, it isn’t “gear”, it…

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.