As sure as grizzly bears like salmon streams, sexual predators will flock to modeling agencies, beauty pageants and similar workplaces; and child sexual predators will flock to youth groups, youth pastoring, and youth sports.

No more bets. She is a proven dove-tailer and it is a trick bet.

“Of course I would love to hear her side of the A-Rod split—or her version of the apparent Ben Affleck reunion—narrativized in song”.

Don’t forget he’s not grateful enough and how dare he be unhappy, he’s a literal prince who lives in a castle.

I think it’s got to be a real mindfuck to be told that your only purpose is to support your older brother and be required to always walk two steps behind.

Ah, but he’s a prince and therefore doesn’t deserve our sympathy or benefit of the doubt. Clearly he’s only speaking out on these painful, personally lived issues to get money and attention, despite the fact he’s got both in spades (probably more than what he bargained for where the latter’s concerned).

It’s almost as if the $hit he’s gone through has caused him to be inconsistent and a little crazy. I’m not seeing anything sinister here, just a guy who’s tried to do what his family wanted and found he just couldn’t so when the chance came to run from it, he took it. We should all be so sane. No sarcasm.

Honestly, I tried to listen to the podcast (and have tried with Dax Shepard in the past), but he’s so annoying I just can’t.

Wait.  When I die, I want to glitter bomb the universe with MY soul. 

I don’t know about that:

yeah ellen being like all the rich, powerful people on my show thought it was amazing and were treated so well is fucking HILARIOIUS. like ummmm none of us ever doubted that you treated the CELEBRITIES well, it’s your goddamn employees we’re concerned about.

I just saw a headline to a story on The Daily Beast (I will not pay to be a Beast Insider) that Dakota Johnson is now getting blamed for all this.

Everybody knows (or was in) the kind of family that acts super united and smiley in public or for company and absolutely tears each other to shreds behind closed doors. It’s not like it’s hard to fake some smiles and fruit baskets in front of whichever celeb is on set for forty five minutes. 

Exactly! Do it for the Bubbie you never met. 

So she was a literal embodiment of that Steve Buscemi meme

Yeah....no. Glad he has found peace with who he is, we all deserves that, but I don’t care to support anyone who terrorizes women, so take your thirsty af show and bullshit apology and go away, clown.

It seems flat out dangerous. If there’s any place this guy should not be processing a lifetime of trauma both received and given, it’s on fucking reality TV.

Colton needs another TV show like he needs a girlfriend. 

Gadot literally didn’t bother saying “Palestine” or “Palestinians” in her message.

“Not once do you mention that it’s Hamas, a recognized terrorist organization launching rockets at Israeli civilians”

so, her family was like “FUCK YEAH, MUSSOLINI FOR LYFE!!!!!” then bounced to flee persecution....