I, too, know several people who think even one drink a night would make you an alcoholic if you drank one every night. Gwyneth has no self-awareness at all about how ridiculous she sounds specifying quinoa whiskey and how incredibly judgmental she sounds for scolding carbs (my DEAR GOD she ate bread AND pasta) and TWO…

I referred to “The Falcon and The Winter Soldier” as “El Diablo and the Apache” and my children will never let me forget it.

Yeah, you can’t get upset with someone for not being able to drive when there was no notice it’d be necessary, but ffs just admit you can’t drive and hire someone or call 911 - don’t risk both your lives like that.  I’d seriously consider divorce if my spouse was that reckless with my safety.  

If only we were all entitled to the forgiveness and patience afforded to Christian white males. 

I mean, that he has a public persona that’s different from what he’s like in his private life? It’s very far from unusual. Many provocative artists are regular people when they’re not performing. Maybe when you get to know him, he seems like a nice guy. Doesn’t pull any of that shit until later, when you’ve let your…

I think you have to do this in order to prove descent. I’ve gotten naturalized in the US and passports in 3 countries, and all governments very much wants to know who you are, who you were born to, and if you’ve changed your name in between. If only the chip from the vaccine didn’t itch so badly....

My wife and I got gay married in Gibraltar and had to give the names and occupations of our estranged fathers. I believe my wife just made up a job for her father...

Why is Elon Musk hosting SNL anyway? Did Zuckerberg, Gates, Bezos, Jobs etc. ever get invited to do this? I do not understand this choice. Large check to Lorne Michaels? 

A warrant for his arrest?

It’s 2021. We can drop “but other men have done WORSE dick-related nonsense!” as a defense.

It’s a weird scenario, but I can’t get past the fact that even when he thought he had his virtual background on and a....mesh shirt (?) he still chose to be on camera while in a bathtub during a work meeting. Like turn your camera off, dude! It will be fine.

This one seems a little lower-stakes than others. Bathtub is a weird choice, but if he was truly in pain and that’s what relieves it, then I get it. 90% of us would choose to power through the pain when working, but that’s just a reflection on unrealistic standards for productivity when working at home. But this isn’t…

now we’re all imagining sex with a 60-year-old.

Y’ALL Josh Duggar got arrested!!!

I’m team Heche (except for that Psycho remake).

(I would have said “uncontroversial” before this conversation,)

It’s also a fact that correlation and causation are separate issues, and that people who already have problems that limit their ability to exercise “all the time” may be more vulnerable to comorbidities because of those problems.

Yes, this. I think we make too much of the protection a vaccination gives the receiver and too little of the benefit to the community -- but then again this is just like the mask thing, so I’m not surprised.

Another band name: Jenneration B.

“Aziz Ansari’s Master of None, a show that no one remembered”