For us super busty ladies (34G, tig ol bitties) they have some really nice, supportive bras that aren’t crazy expensive. They were pretty much the only major American brand that sold stuff for big boobs and small band sizes for the longest time. It was aimed toward women who had bought their breasts but they need good…

Didn’t everyone get the memo? Donald Trump demands protesting stop immediately in Charlotte. Nevermind your valid grievances, quit it now, guys!

Body shaming? How disappointing.

I’m going to change my name to Dylan McDermott Mulroney.

I didn’t want to generalize, but I was originally going to say that Australian men come out of the birth canal cursing. The doctor claps them on the back to clear their lungs, and instead of crying they yell, “Keep your fuckin hands to yourself, mate!”

Why can’t Tom Cruise make Scientology buy his dumb house and use it for one of their shady outposts?

Definitely the most superior Justin of all time.

Justin Timberlake and his (now ex) girlfriend Sofia Richie are “separated at birth”because they both have neck tattoos and wear hoodies (please note that neither tattoos nor hoodies are things you are born with) (fig 2.1).

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?

I really want to see the Kardashian sisters walk down the aisle in something like this. Don’t let me down, Blac Chyna!

All of that just made me miss the Weekly World News even more.

Please do not denigrate something as humble, vital, and useful as toilet paper by associating it with rapists.

Because being highly intelligent does not preclude being a heinous asswipe.

Glad I’m not the only one who dreads this stupid story, sick of it already, couldn’t care less. Let’s commiserate. Let’s mope.

An interview would show you that she isn’t stupid or dull or boring.

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

Ben Schwartz needs to shut his damn mouth. He must secretly be a reincarnated mummy or something because no self-respecting millennial would ever spew such disrespectful bullshit. I’m ready to fight.

preach.

All the weird shit regarding this story now makes sense.