Not so fast. When Aniston and Theroux will have their divorce in a few years, the main topic will be about the pets. Pitt and Jolie have children they both tend to. So I guess Pitt still sees this as a win.

Marion Cotillard is kind of known moron. A beautiful and arguably talented moron*, but a moron nonetheless. For example, she’s a 9/11 truther and thinks the moon landing was faked.

I’m pretty sure she would have set him on fire if he touched one of those kids innapropriately.

Agreed. I know people have said lots of things about Jolie, but if she knew that he was a pedophile, she wouldn’t ask that he get visitation.

I’d probably go full nerd and mention the time I met Robert Bakker or crashed in Doug Henderson’s camper.

Playboy used to have great articles, especially interviews with authors and politicians. I was an out gay male teenager and I used to get my hands on them, sneak them into the house, and literally just read them for the articles. (And wonder if straight men ever thought any of the cartoons were funny, or even…

I think it’s where the purple Teletubby now lives.

doesn’t quitting a social network thingy require you dramatically shut your account down? all she did was not participate for a few days at a time.

Resist the Seth. Embrace the whimsy.

Must be, since they no longer feature *gasp* boobies.

Why does Sterling K. Brown’s hand literally look like chocolate?! This is really bothering me.

That is one unconvincing hug, Laura Jean.

Can we not make up the deficit with idiots like Grammar, Gibson and the Duggars though?

Wait, isn’t Leslie Jones’s tweet shade? KARA BROWN!

Here’s why I think it is: John Mayer famously got in hot water for saying he’s never slept with black women, because he’s never found/doesn’t find black women attractive (all of them, nope, because racism).

Leslie could have played that tweet a more normal low key…

Flat Out telling someone you want to have sex with them is a positive thing, depending on the situation. It’s only sexual harassment in these circumstances

Tall, lanky guys manically dancing is one of my favorite sights to behold. My husband has the same build and the same ridiculous energy on the dance floor and oh, how I laugh. He lives for wedding receptions.

I don’t have any kids and I keep reading about the horribleness that is Caillou and I thought “Come on. It can’t really...*watches a few minutes* OMG I WANT TO KILL THAT CHILD”

better than Caillou

That thing with Kelsey Grammar is so creepy. Yes, white guy, we get that you have money and a nice house and stuff. We get that you can convince women much younger than you to have sex with you. We get all that. But,

If my two choices are: