I want a boob wrangler. Especially when I have to cram the ladies into two sports bras to go running.

Definitely looks like Photoshop to me or he got some very strange chest implants.

Not to mention, he's 26, and while 8 years is not a huge age difference when you're 30 or 40, it seems much more when you're just 18. And then, add in that she was only 17 when they started dating, and that they met at AA? Pizza is the only positive part of the story. (Unless it has one of those obnoxious California…

It’s called your dealer.

“My high school music teacher didn’t believe in me either, hater!”

Yes! My husband has liver cancer and it’s no fucking “journey” and at the end of the day HE has cancer, not me. I do my best to support and take care of him, but he is the one who is experiencing all the shit! I hated that book and I really didn’t understand what the issue was with the first husband. A few months…

A tiny, cynical part of my soul imagines that this will somehow be spun into a book followed by a movie, but even if it is, I’m good with it.

*New Zealand. They’re like, our Canada.

Jeezus. She sounds even worse than Lena.

sadly, i only know her through jezebel, and I don’t care, and I didn’t know him at all, because I don’t watch sports. So, yeah. this was a non-story to me EXCEPT on how it goes into white feminism, misogynoir, etc.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Rushing an axe-wielding intruder is like the last thing this girl should have done.

The line between reality and fantasy is still a little blurry for 6-year-olds, but STILL - I love that her first instinct was to protect her family.

Don’t bury the lede.

It’s not wise to yell at a child who doesn’t fear axes. You don’t know what they’re capable of.

After the robbers attempted to escape, they were also pursued by the Patel family in their car—guess it runs in the family.

What the ever loving fuck?! I hate that the victim is being jailed & could be until the trial. While her shit bag rapist is out and about. Just your daily reminder why most women don't report their rapes.

I apologize for making you do that. Have a drink and tell them to put it on my tab.

Young, attractive, rich people are having sex?