My two completely normal obsessions: Scientology and North Korea. I’m planning my wedding right now and my FH and I are trying to figure out how to incorporate our interests/hobbies. Not sure *how* I'm going to work those two in.

It's like the lower half of my body is having a clearance sale.

they do add a certain element of surprise to the whole period experience!

Wanna hear my capsule review of Going Clear? First, you have to slog through the details of L.Ron’s life, a drag but a necessary step in order to begin to understand why mostly well meaning, mostly good hearted people get caught up in such bullshit led by such a transparently egomaniacal, manipulative slob. LRH…

It just seems like in the first one that his body is just so much smaller than hers in general that it looked fake to me, but your right about the perspective.

I liked the way Leah Remini went about cutting them off at the pass, though. She started her book by being like, “look, Scientologists are going to say shit about me because of this — so here’s everything bad I’ve ever done in my life. There. Now, let’s move on to the point, shall we?”

Another movie.

I'll need to let my friend who was forcibly penetrated with a beer bottle by an angry boyfriend that she was not, in fact, raped. How relieved she'll be.

I don’t mind that she maintains silence on Tom Cruise, that’s the father of her child (not sure if he is even involved in her life?). But, given he is such a high profile representative of Scientology, I really want her to tear that shit down.

I read all of those and now I’m reading memoirs from defectors of North Korea and the stories are shockingly similar!

Wait, what is your point exactly?

I seriously doubt there will be a tell-all, but I’ll settle for some instagram photos with Leah Remini, maybe baking some chocolate chip cookies together?

Sometimes I fantasize about becoming famous just so I can talk shit about Scientology and be like “Come at me bro!”

You act like that’s a bad thing. I mean, that’s the only way I can maintain an erection. Although, I ask my man to dress as Kilmer’s character in “Willow” at times to spice things up a bit. Rawr.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

I’ll bet he made her dress up like Val Kilmer and play volleyball with him and that’s the only way he could maintain an erection.

He is more self-aware than most adult men already. He is gonna be a catch.

How about we ditch Labor Day altogether for International Workers Day?

“I hope she sets the house on fire and moves to a cruise ship to live out her days.”

She’s auctioning them off. I hope she spends all the proceeds on something hugely impractical, just because she wants it.