“I’ve become almost super-human when compared to the standard population in both physical, mental, and emotional strengths.”

lol She’s absolutely adorable. My timeline always has cute baby videos, so I had to share.

You should try growing meth. Even Floridians can do it.

At my grocery store, a 3-lb bag of oranges is $4.99. Last week there were nine in it. I instead bought six larger individual oranges for the same weight/price.

And, if so, can you also get deep-fried Swedish Fish? I need to know by next Lent.

In fairness, pancreatic cancer kills most of the people it hits, no matter how smart they are about treatment.

Agriculture is unnatural. These people consist on a diet Adam and Eve would have.

I dislike this guy’s smug attitude about his health and how it makes him better then other people. From my experience with my own chronic condition and seeing my family’s experience, good health is sometimes a matter of luck. Sometimes no matter what a person does they can’t change their health. They always are going…

“With our physical limitations largely due to our ever eroding unnatural diet. I’ve chosen to eliminate foods that aren’t made in nature, exclusively by nature, in their natural state.

Every person I know like this has parents who are richer than God. Who has time for a job when there are organic co-ops that need haunting?

25-30 pounds of fruit a day? How much does is that costing him? In money and in time? It seems like you would spend all your time either eating fruit or sitting on the can.

The fruitarian way is the best way, that’s why Steve Jobs is still alive and healthy.

Oooh or lipstick for the day when you are cleaning the house top to bottom. (I can’t be the only person that will put a kid’s Cinderella tiara on and scrub toilets....)

Let him stay up. He’s 3 — he doesn’t have to go to work in the morning. Or school. It’s kinda crazy to try and force someone to go to sleep when they’re not tired, isn’t it? Who made up that rule in the first place?

There’s a long history of fabrics being worn in hair in Europe that goes back at least to the 17th century. Threads and string were woven into hair in China from the 14th century.

Yarn braids is raver and or goth. I think it’s (well dated), but for some it’s creative. It’s impossible to get uv reactive hair to truly last and usually plastic and decorations get added to the additional volume and mass. I don’t think this falls under cultural appropriation since it’s creative and part of a scene…

Have you never eaten in the bath?

OMG this baby!!! I don't care what anyone says, I like Weezy! I like his tight ass pants, his goblin looking face and his flow. I believe that his little end verse on Back That Ass Up makes the whole song. Booooo Birdman!!!!!

Starbuck is played by Michael Cera.

Ikea’s food is pretty tasty and really inexpensive.