This really helped me get through the day. Sending u all my <3s.

They're in love!

Allegedly.

They’re married!

He’s a singer, and she’s an actress!

I like these articles because they make me feel like i’m not just getting old; there really are too many faceless interchangeable celebrities out there.

I like one of these people and detest the other. I am unfamiliar with their names and ability to modulate the volume and inflection of their voices. Perhaps they are selectively mute. Maybe they like Doritos. Maybe they are vegan. Maybe they pretend to be Vegan and eat live chickens in their sex den. I hear both had…

For me this bit never gets old....hangs head in shame.

Because it’s a great gag!

The insider also notes that Carpenter “loves music”

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been!”

If Hiddleston is really promoting those boots he is working approximately 9,480x as hard as Naomi Campbell and I respect him immensely.

If Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton got together I would 100000% SUPPORT THAT.

Someone responded to my comment with a detailed description of these shoes. Apparently they have excellent rubber soles that make them ideal for walking on rocks. So basically what I’m saying is that Tom Hiddleston comments on Jezebel.

“nice shoes wanna fuck?” is the only possible outcome here.

Said a spy, “He has one pair of those shoes that he’s been wearing since March. Clearly, he’s just very English. And very good at keeping his shoes clean.”

I don’t necessarily disagree with the “bitches of the moment” comment, but I also don’t know who the fuck Stephanie Seymour is. Get me Jane Seymour’s perspective on this and I will give a shit I guess.

Pinterest is that 6'2" chiseled greek god you managed to trick into dating you in college but then continuously berated and mocked you because you weren’t as perfect as him, even though you were suspicious that he might have a crush on his sister.

Because even Page Six can recognize how ridiculous it is to wear suede boots to the beach.

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.