I heard him. “This isn’t a gun problem, it is a terrorist problem.” Right after they play the clip from the sheriff saying “We can’t tie him to any particular group. He has no associations.”

Right!? Not only has this guy taken money from the NRA to keep their vile policies ahead of the safety and wishes of the people, but he has been in office way longer than President Obama had. He is, by far, the more guilty of the two.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

The only worthwhile takeaway is that we’ve all learned about this very brave boy from Mexico, who will hopefully go on to be profoundly successful as a scientist, doctor, or thing of his choosing.

The kids, they invented this new thing...

“manipulative sex kitten”

You get every star in the universe, my friend.

Boring as fuck?

Our cats didn't get along. Siiiigh.

Lord and Taylor reminds me too much of Robin Lord Taylor.

I have a fiance I love and a new dog who looks like a walking teddy bear, but I have never in my life been as happy as you are just holding that towel. Teach me.

Welp, this has cured me of finding Hiddles attractive. THIS IS A MORE IRRITATING COUPLE THAN GWAKE!

The pitch: 500 DAYS OF LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA!

I’m calling them fake.

I wonder if Tom’s the one who tipped them off? I’ve always sensed a slightly thirsty vibe off him......

This seems so staged. I’ve always gotten the sense that Hiddles is a lot more thirsty for A-List stardom than people realize.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

This is the most WASP thing since The Great Gatsby.