And...something new added to the Must Watch queue. Thank you internet friend!

Your boyfriend??! I think you mean my husband! Guess I’ll have to send him another cake with “cunt” written on it in buttercream.

I prefer Jamie, who Malcolm assembled out of the parts of psychopaths.

Honorary degrees don't mean shit, MHP, and given that you are someone who holds a real doctorate, I think you know that.

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

He must have been so pissed that we don’t have a go-to slur for Korean people.

Yeah, this part got me:

The officer is obv a secret member of the BeyHive

Seriously I read this and thought, this should be textbook policing.

Let us not make light of mentally ill behavior, but for the love of god let’s do celebrate that “Formation” is meant to be shouted at high volumes.

I get that look a lot. there is nothing wrong with knowing what’s happening around the celebrity looney train! Kind of makes me feel superior

Never look at Carrie Fishers twitter, (actually do because there is an amazing sense of accomplishment when you actually manage to decipher one)

hey guys, heads up. a commenter named WATERFELL is posting really graphic images of animal violence in some of the articles, namely the trans bathroom one. Please don’t click, for your own sake. Report report report.

Did anyone else think “Hail Hydra” on that header image with Katy whispering something right into Selena’s ear?

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

Well, point taken. I could promise I would do better, but I don’t think I’ll ever really master the English language.

If what you mean by that is, “Kendra is a huge hypocrite,” then yeah, okay.

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

Hello all,