i hope so. GOD do i hope so. for some reason i just love selena and love seeing katy all broody. maybe she’ll run back to broody mcbrooderface himself, john mayer.

Normally the power structure is the issue, where the older male has influence and power and can use that against a younger female. In this case I would say it’s reverse. Selena is on the top of her game right now and Orlando is either “The guy who was in the Pirates movies with Johnny Depp” or “The hot elf from LOTR”

What's it called?

Mine, too. Walked from Brooklyn to Manhattan after Hurrican Sandy to ensure he didn't miss the appointment as they still had power above 50th. Pretty vela how he felt about a third!

Not in the 19th century in Britain.

Why don’t these people move or get better paying jobs? Why should their choices not to be richer or less pregnant be my problem?

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that’s really great because I’m sure there was no forethought leading up to the appointment with the healthcare provider, and it’s pretty easy for most people to get as many days off of work as they need so if they have to go back every 3 or 4 days until they have met this super chill requirement, what’s the biggie?

why is it that every male who thinks he owns my uterus always looks so fucking happy about it?

Taylor Swift got made up life achievement award

It’s also possible the culprit isn’t Louis CK, since his guilt is based solely on blind item speculation. I’ve also read that Doug Stanhope copped to being the guy.

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

And 3 kids shifts you from a man-to-man to an ineffective zone defense

All of Bradley Cooper’s girlfriends sound like they are made up.

Noooo! Did you go see Captain America this weekend? I think that helicopter scene might have impregnated us all!

Dust of angels, nits.

I have never been more sure of anything in my life than that whoever mistook Nicole Richie for a homeless person did not respond the way the magazine says she did.

Um... Sounds like Drew should wash her kid’s hair.

Nicole Kidman is 48 and had her youngest child by using a surrogate. You’d think the tabloids could invent something a little more believable. Do women get to escape pregnancy rumors when they turn 50? When they publicly have hysterectomies? Ever?