You are my favorite ridiculous person on the internet today. Genuinely, I wish you the best. It sounds like you’d never let yourself enjoy the best if you got it, but still, my wish is there for you.

I’d still totally read her newsletter.

“Because Mia implanted a whole childhood’s worth of memories in her daughter out of jealousy that Woody was also sexually grooming romancing the other sister, Soon Yi! Hell hath no fury and all that...”

Long before I had ever heard of Dylan’s accusations, I had concluded that Woody Allen films are not for me. Completely unappealing, unpleasant, unwatchable. Thus, I have zero conflict around the art versus the artist in this case.

Does your mom have a newsletter? I would like to subscribe

Not at all buddy. This is just my preference. Am I perfect in it? No. Do I know every celebrity who is a piece of shit? No. As a consumer I can decide where I want my money to go to based on whatever criteria I want.

What a bizarre false equivalence. Pedophiles and rapists hurt other people. Hurting yourself isn’t okay, but it’s preferable to taking whatever your issues are out on another person.

He’s also made some truely horrible movies. Like the one with Colin Firth and Emma Stone.

ummm...i’m gonna beg to differ. yeah, cosby raped many more women...so the volume of his crimes is, sure, yeah, greater. but woody allen is a fucking predator and who knows what damages he’s caused that we don’t know about.

Seriously, KStew gets heat (deservedly) for doing his shitty film, but this is the first mention of Steve Carrell? Fuck him. He’s older, wiser and he has daughters. There is NO EXCUSE for him here. Not a fan anymore.

Actually I prefer the press let me know if an actor, director, etc. is a piece of shit garbage human being so I avoid spending any money that could directly benefit the piece of shit human garbage heap.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

This is speculation but from following her on Twitter and Instagram, I’m fairly certain her marriage, sadly, has been over for a few months. She stopped referencing him long ago and he didn’t seem to be on trips with her etc. Plus her tweets went decidedly Yoko for a time and she has seemed sad in general. So it’s…

My boyfriend has been dealing with an intense crush on captain America since seeing civil war at the weekend (he loves his arms so so much) and I just text him “guess who Jean ralphio’s sister is dating” and he instantly replied with “Captain america” and I’m all YES OMG and he’s like BITCH STOLE MY MAN! Bless him.…

The fact that they’re a couple makes me squee so hard! I seriously love them both and am really happy for them! Even though I think the fact that she so recently split from her hubby is a tad bit shady, but they are grown so whatever. Tbh this is the only celebrity couple news I even remotely care about besides ChyRo.

Does that mean Jean-Ralphio gets piggy back rides?

So you not only knew Anna Faris had a podcast, you listen to said podcast! Is it good? Does everyone in the world have a podcast?!

Usually people are planning a divorce long before they announce it right? I’ve never been in the situation but “Let’s get divorced I’ll release a statement” feels like a rushed way to end a marraige.

Okay if this pairing is for real... I like Chris Evans even more than I thought.

Ah thank you this is lovely (to read, probably less so to recieve).