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I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

FUN FACT SHE IS BFF WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES WHO WROTE MAMA’S BROKEN HEART AND YOU KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO GET SUPER HIGH (OR SUPER DRUNK ON WINE) AND PEN SOME AMAAAAAZING DISS TRACKS.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

We need 500 days of Barbie.

It sucks that men are stigmatized into not talking about their experiences with being sexually assaulted by women because they’re expected to enjoy it. Good on him for sharing his story. His opinion about the Duggars though...

Considering one is on a huge sellout world tour and the other did the super bowl it’s a boring feud.

I love IG for this...love it! lol And on a serious note, I love the positive comments people have. I hope it does open up dialogue and helps people put a face to transgender issues and the process of making the transition. Wishful thinking, but one can hope.

  • I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

And here I’ve been washing with cold for years out of pure laziness for not wanting to separate my laundry.

My mom always told me to wash in cold water and it’s always worked out just fine. Mom always knows best.

Plus, this is the only Mama

Omg JLC acting like a psychotic version of her Freaky Friday Lindsay Lohan impression?

That I’d fucking watch.

You missed the James Bond visits Q moment when Cara Delevingne’s character shows her the purse that has nunchuks built into the handles.

Katy Perry + Sheryl Sandberg = Kylie Jenner

JANET!

Why are we wasting our time on the boring Kardashians when The Golden Girls is not on streaming?