I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

FUN FACT SHE IS BFF WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES WHO WROTE MAMA’S BROKEN HEART AND YOU KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO GET SUPER HIGH (OR SUPER DRUNK ON WINE) AND PEN SOME AMAAAAAZING DISS TRACKS.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

We need 500 days of Barbie.

It sucks that men are stigmatized into not talking about their experiences with being sexually assaulted by women because they’re expected to enjoy it. Good on him for sharing his story. His opinion about the Duggars though...

Considering one is on a huge sellout world tour and the other did the super bowl it’s a boring feud.

I love IG for this...love it! lol And on a serious note, I love the positive comments people have. I hope it does open up dialogue and helps people put a face to transgender issues and the process of making the transition. Wishful thinking, but one can hope.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

Plus, this is the only Mama

Katy Perry + Sheryl Sandberg = Kylie Jenner

JANET!

Why are we wasting our time on the boring Kardashians when The Golden Girls is not on streaming?

I HATE adults who never outgrew that phase. In kids, that kind of pickiness is amusing and sometimes infuriating. In fucking adults it’s just unacceptable and I don’t care if this makes me a bitch but if you’re a grown up with the tastebuds and food sophistication of a 5 year-old, I will lose all respect for you.

My college ex would LITERALLY say: “I can’t eat this, it’s green.”