Look, if I can’t figure it out by searching “African proverbs” on Pinterest, I’m not sure where else to go but Slate, okaaaaaay?

I’m seeing the birth of a thousand terrible new stand-up acts...

but what does that mean in this context?! i’ve seen lots of urban girls use that and i’m so confused.

BECAUSE THIS IS A THING MANY OF US DO AND HAVE BEEN DOING LONG BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH ITS SELF-IMPORTANCE.

Both parties were in the wrong but just because you have a disagreement with your neighbor over the cost of a fence you do not have the right to confiscate their house.

That’s because you’re an apologist for imperialism.

“Even if he was 100% legitimate,when he nationalized the oil fields and started setting up communist style communes there was very little choice.”

Even if he was 100% legitimate,when he nationalized the oil fields and started setting up communist style communes there was very little choice.

Nationalizing assets is not theft.

Colonizing a nation, setting up an “anglo-iranian oil company” extracting a sovereign nation’s wealth with corrupt deals and back-alley corruption- definitely theft.

Also, fuck the “royal family” and fuck monarchists of every stripe.

Good lord.

Hi Prince Pahlavi! Nice to see you posting on Kotaku

It always frustrates me to know so many Americans are completely unaware of how we as a nation helped caused the clusterfuck that is Iran today. We overturned a democratically elected government to protect our (and British) oil interests, and the dictator we put into power created the environment that allowed…

I’ve always thought being entombed in a glass coffee table would be nice. That way I can keep an eye on my husband to see how quickly he remarries and still stay in close contact with alcohol.

This entire thing has reminded me of this comic from The Oatmeal.

I see your point, but your point is absolute nonsense and you are deliberately misrepresenting what I am saying. Falsely claiming to be a man while using a men’s restroom is not legally protected by any non-discrimination ordinance. Do you understand that perjury is still a crime? Again, as I keep saying to you over…

It’s a Zack Snyder movie, so it’s surely a dumpster fire

I think that’s the problem the author is having with this movie. It’s hard to escape into a movie when the dialogue, action, and plot are so shitty you feel like you’re watching an adaptation of a 15 year old’s fan fiction. If there are so many fuckups that are so egregious that you find yourself saying, “That was…

I find poorly made movies boring, not fun, and tedious, even with my brain turned off. There’s a difference between well-made trash and complete crap.

I never got that mentality... if you’re only interested in the exciting visuals, why see a movie at all? You could just wait until someone uploads all the fight scenes and watch them on Youtube. If I’m actually going to go watch a film I’d like for the story to at least not be so bad that it distracts me from enjoying…