Oh cry me a river he didn’t rape anyone. Those women do what tons of women do. Use their sexuality for personal gain. He’s not the bad guy here. 

I don’t know if any of you guys saw the documentary about him on Hulu, but you should. An early assistant of his, who he raped before he was even famous in Hollywood, said that she thinks he believes he did nothing wrong. He actually thinks that because what he wanted happened, he is so fucked up that he thinks it…

Yep, that’s where he lost me, too. And again here:

I don’t think he was a major prophet of Islam.

your fucking face is boilerplate

Don’t be silly. The Knicks would never have gotten the meeting to present the opportunity.

See, here’s the thing: You’re right, there’s no god. But someone died, and believing that they’ll see him again is a comfort to many people. It’s no more or less meaningful than covering the mound in jerseys with his name on them or speaking at his funeral or holding a wake or scattering ashes, because the meaning is…

Man, I can hardly wait for the next JD and the Straight Shot hit single about an athlete diva who demanded too much and the sadness of the meticulous organization who just wanted the best for all.

In other news, Bennioff and Weiss’ script for their new Star Wars movie has leaked. Rey spends the first 85 minutes hanging out with her friends and doing Jedi training, then she gets her period and instantly begins blowing up entire solar systems with a space laser. It’s called “Star Wars Episode 10: Women Be Crazy.”…

Look, I get it, you guys probably aren’t very tough so you have no idea how to bar fight. As an incredibly intelligent and powerful man, with many wonderful anecdotes, I shall regale you.

First is dress code, to bar fight properly, remove your sleeves. I don’t care whether it’s winter or not, because if you had been…

He’s gonna need to work if he wants to stand out.  Rae Carruth has been tearing it up on the practice squad

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The Browns have a sort of anti-Midas touch. Everything they touch turns to shit.

The story is a joke and awful. Anyone who hasnt played Destiny 1 won’t miss anything as far as lore/story.

I mean...Look, I’m 35, and I can tell you right now if I had the opportunity to flip a button and only battle other people in muh online gamez who were my age or older? I’d flip that bitch in a second.

Wouldn’t you?

30 IS senior for CS Pros. I’ve seen the videos. I’ve got a job and a wife, man. Ain’t nobody but…

*waves at you* That’s me! I’m a stage IV survivor with an underlying genetic condition. I survived cancer for this bullsh*t! It’s like a nightmare that I can’t wake up from!

Well, that was gross, and eff you for sharing it. I hope someone from their jurisdiction’s Animal Control unit sees this and opens up an animal cruelty investigation. Because that’s what this is.

What a stupid fucking idiot.

For the last decade or so my family has thrown annual “Croquet Golf” tournaments. We let the lawn at my parent’s house grow out for a few weeks in late April then hold the tournament in early May when the grass is lush and green. We use a push mower on the lowest setting to mow a 9-hole course into the thick lawn. …

So should we also stop heart disease coverage for people that eat at McDonald's? No dentistry for anyone drinking soda? Maybe we need to stop covering injuries for athletes because they're choosing to put their bodies at risk?