Barstool sports: still only generating just over a third of Deadspin’s monthly traffic. As you say, jealousy (and the need to make shit up to show people how cool the things you like are, in a desperate attempt at approval) is dangerous.

Go Pack. Thank god for the Marti, but had Texas won you could almost write this article verbatim, replacing only “Nevada” with “Texas” and using the freshman’s name from Texas (the name escapes me at the moment, OT nearly killed me) instead of Martin’s. A three to open OT, a 4-point play on the next possession after…

About time the Raiders got a fucking Kluwe.

The music festival porta-potty is the dreaded two-headed dragon of waste and fecal containment. Not only are you put in the unenviable situation of sharing one unit per however many people, but the poor choices you and thousands of others made the night before has led everyone into eliminating waste mostly in result…

He likely won't hit any balls harder than that the rest of the season.

"San Francisco boxer" is a redundant phrase. All Asians are from San Francisco unless otherwise noted.

This is literally every Jonathon Sanchez start, ever. Different results, yet all the same.

Week 2 SNF is going to fucking CRUSH. However, I am preparing a manifesto for when Jim Harbaugh inevitably decides to scrap the read-option playbook and runs the same four Frank Gore up-the-middle runs the entire game because he doesn't want to show them too much before the playoffs. One more Pete Carroll fist pump…

He who smelt it, dealt it! Unless it was Tim Lincecum, who hasn't dealt shit in two seasons.

This is downright fucking noble compared to Rick Reilly, who literally said it wasn't OK and he should have withdrawn except that he shouldn't have withdrawn because he doesn't think he did it on purpose, even though Rick Reilly says he should have withdrawn. Preceded by Reilly's original, "A cheater off the course…