It is not a comedy.

Probably because it's one of the all-time great band names.

“Four Krustys” is probably one of my favorite jokes from the Simpsons ever. It absolutely kills me every time.

And far too hung...

Well shit. I got into Broadchurch just last year and finished S1, but haven’t started S2 yet.

That would be “Brain of Morbius”.

Boxing Day of the Daleks.

King Tut

Opening with “I’ve Just Seen A Face” sets the album’s tone perfectly?

Correct. There’s a great podcast about pop music that talks about exactly that in one episode. I think it’s this one.

Most rock stars who came out of the 70s look like Walgreens managers, to be fair.

That’s my favorite Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie cartoon.

“massage tattoed”....

I remember watching Wings every now and then when it first aired, but honestly the only thing I think of when this sitcom is mentioned is that scene from "The Simpsons".

O my God yes, he was fantastic in Talk to Me. Highly underrated film.

I’m an 80s kid and I honestly don’t remember that ever being a thing. Episode V has always been lauded as the best of the original trilogy, even back then.

“him and his wife”? Come on, now... 

Oh, Beastmaster. Will you ever master the beast that is.....man?

Don’t forget D.A.R.Y.L. and The Last Starfighter.

So this is what it sounds like..... when doves cry...