Yeah, but it still kind of undercuts my initial rant...

“grammatical", I know. Fuck you.

“..this was further proof that her and her husband are secret Scientologists.”

According to Box Office Mojo, it’s also the highest opening weekend of a non-numerated sequel film in an even-numbered year with a post-equinox debut during a waning gibbous pre-daylight savings finalization weekend. Not that they're keeping track though.

And a beauuuuuuutiful lady!

Oh, that goddamn slide whistle. If you didn’t have the idea in your head that they were turning Bond into a cartoon before this scene, then you damn sure had it after that.

I always thought The Abyss was The Honeymooners meets 20.000 Leagues Under the Sea.

“You know, these days with guns and artillery and airplanes and rockets and what’s going on out there...”

“This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test... NO COLLUSION!!”

Coincidentally, "bee's knees" has never left the top 100 chart of Popular Sayings.

Episode 2 finds Ms. Mayor at wit's end, as she has to cook dinner for the city council AND attend a bra burning on the same evening!

Wardrobe by Mister Boy, and Mister Boy for Girls.

Cassia Eller doing a beautiful version of “Try a Little Tenderness”:

Mr. T Experience covering Blondie:

Of course there’s Black Flag’s “Louie Louie”:

Aaliyah’s “Got to Give it Up”:

Another amazing cover: The Isley Brothers "Love the One You're With"

Followed closely by their “Punk Side Story”, the East Bay version of West Side Story, a standout track being “Gee Officer Krupke”, but since I can’t locate it here’s “Jet Song”:

One of my absolute favorites is the Schlong “Tumours” 7-inch, covering the entire Fleetwood Mac “Rumours” album in just over 10 minutes: