No, it was about incest breeding the fastest bird/horse.

I honestly understand it. The weird thing about SC2 that makes it so impenetrable to so many people is you can be losing a game and not even know it. Hit your population cap? You’ve lost advantage on timing. Missed a spawn larva timing? Your army is now smaller. Let your base energy cap? Too bad, now your base isn’t…

10 years later and the game still has ~6 million monthly subscribers; I’m sure they’re all scrambling over at Blizzard HQ right now because brokenfury8585 is going with “too little to late blizz.”

Quick related anecdote:

These people look about 25% less dumb than people riding Segways. Which is still way too dumb.

It’s easy to picture a tightly-wound freak emerging from the gym, seeing the truck, and dropping his gym bag while a stain of rage-urine re-darkens on the front of his pants, but the truth is I just don’t know...

This is the single greatest image on the Internet today, June 25 2015.

Dear third-world countries,

I would like to play this game too...but I bought the Android perk.

Please. That’s absurd, and also totally rational and logical and something every driver should keep in mind.

the truck is so enormous that you can’t see if there’s another equally massive truck heading the other way

I am stealing from Ron White

About fucking time. This is a good thing don’t get me wrong, but do not praise Valve or Gaben or whatever other dumb cultist meme shit some people spew. This is nothing to praise, this should have been the fucking standard YEARS ago.

I heard that as a kid and the reasoning I was given was because they can get stuck on the pedal. Take your foot off the gas and it gets stuck so you can’t hit the brakes.

“Tension between Bandidos OMG and Cossacks MC remains high in Texas”

Clearly, you know nothing about the science behind actual time travel. 88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel, as it is the lowest factor of C allowing for a 1.21 GW temporal-capacitive reaction. Time travel could certainly be achieved at a lower factor of C, but it carries an…

Guys should use this technique.