“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

It’s not a compliment, it’s a power move. Just like cat calling and other kinds of harassment.

“Mom and Dad, tell us the story about how you met.”

Part of the problem is that a good chink of media is

Here’s my problem with unions — the seniority rules all mindset. The two guys with X years of seniority both earn $N and the guy with X-3 years earns less. And if somebody has to be let go, it’s the low-seniority guy who goes. In jobs (most of which have no been replaced by automation) where workers are essentially…

You’ll notice that this guy waited until it was complete and ready to download before mentioning it. Smart move.

This is why populations decline. We reach a level of prosperity where all the handbrakes disappear, girls stop being impressed with sweet handbrake turns, and pretty soon we go extinct as a species.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target. 

The only relevant inquiry is whether its scarier to find a clown in the ocean or a clown in space?  Answer me that, idiots. 

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

“Also, keep in mind that, when it comes to actually helping those kids escape from that flooded cave, Elon Musk provided exactly as much help as I did.”

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

OR she was a narcissist only interested in her own interests at any given time and her kids understood this having had to deal with her. And she moved back because her kids in Cali couldn’t stand her and she thought she could emotionally blackmail the old set of kids into dealing with her. They tried to reconcile,…

I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

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Someone write a program that automatically edits out the words “hey guys” “like and comment” and “bell icon” and you will get all my money.

Could be. Doesn’t look like there’s room for an airbag though, which is a much larger issue.