If that is big for a sub, they should have named it after Lyndon Johnson.

I literally changed my oil , in my driveway, last night. I changed the oil in my wifes car about 10 days ago.

For those wondering about blocking nautical traffic, my response is: What traffic? There's no exit past the proposed bridge location.

They want to see how much their ticket revenue is decreased. If the signs are too clear, people won't tend to park illegally and their revenue from tickets will be drastically cut.

They heard you were playing ...

No way.

STAT | 2.8% – Amount GameStop revenues rose in 2014, according to the company's earnings report; new hardware sales were up 17%, but new game software sales dropped 11% for the year.

"Whether you complete your Craigslist deal at your local police station or elsewhere"

If you're going to buy electronics, I suggest doing the deal at a bank. You can withdraw the money while you're there, and you can use the wall outlets to see if things like laptop chargers work.

Was that device called "the closet"?

wow such sophisticated tastes

Too many things wrong here.

They're on an aircraft carrier where every day is full of "fuck yea!" They're probably all awesomed out.

How about now?

When I was young, I felt insignificant and scared. But now that I'm much older and wiser, I've realized how amazing it is that I have the ability to stare into the abyss and not go crazy. It's that fearlessness to explore that really defines humanity. It's our most redeeming quality.

i feel so small now.

Nah, I think it'll do the opposite.

Unfortunately, it still parks like this:

Grunting Works: playing tennis; lifting sandbags; removing stuck jar lids