That’s not accurate. Hobbits are nice people. They just want to eat lots of breakfasts and chill in their hobbit holes, not racially segregate everyone.

Seriously, I hate to comment on people’s looks, but holy shit this dude looks like he fronts his own Green Day wedding cover band.
He’s got the same hairstyle - and peach fuzz - that 75% of the guys in my Catholic High School graduating class had over 15 years ago.

He’s an insufferable asshole whose arrogance is only exceeded by his ignorance.

There haven’t been this many shaken pens since when Michael J. Fox wrote his last book.

I have a theory about the prequels.

I’ve said it a million times: Star Wars would be infinitely better if the prequels had given Anakin Skywalker Darth Revan’s backstory instead. Reaching out for the power to do good and bring peace, and then being corrupted by that power.

Abbott and Costello, booyah.

Yep, he had me until “hella”. Saying that word is a hideous trait on his mother’s side.

Actually it’s been almost 5 years since I moved from NYC to LA and I still love and miss NYC despite all its flaws. I hate LA with an undying passion though.

I think you misunderstand - everyone knows how terrible New York CAN be, particularly the dirt poor millennial bloggers who live there. The grime, the smell, the sky high cost of living, the entitlement, the crime, etc. can all really wear on your soul. And no one would blame someone who hates it for those reasons.…

for knowing the full name, you get a star!

Damn.

“You Won’t Believe How Much Weight a Shopping Cart Can Hold”

Right? People down here refer to it as Westchester. When you say upstate, people think Catskills or further north.

I miss “The Vane”.

You know what forecast is never wrong?

Don’t reboot it Bob, just do what the original plan was. Make him like the American James Bond. New actors. No explanation, it just is. Let the actors give it a couple of movies, then move on.

No, I’m annoyed by the persecution complex some Trek fans of believing Paramount to be motivated by hatred of Star Trek. Because that is, again not wanting to be rude, but really really dumb. If Paramount didn’t want to make Trek, they just wouldn’t. They do, so they are. Any fan who says that Paramount wants to…

Overall I’ve enjoyed the new movies, but I don’t think they are “Star Trek” movies. They are generic action movies which seem familiar.

Calvin-balling it classic Abrams