you’re trying too hard to troll. the trolling has to be effortless.

(unless, of course, they take Dan Girardi)

I think you misspelled Bendydick Cabbageflap.

I can’t believe you’re even hinting that players shouldn’t wear caps. I get that they don’t really do very much, but the baseball cap is probably literally the only piece of the uniform a normal human can wear outside of being at the game and not look like an utter dumbass. Think about the sort of people who wear…

For me it’s seeing something we have never seen before or taking something we’ve seen before and presenting it in a new manner. All while having familiar themes. Which is exactly what the original Star Wars film did in the 70's.

Including Deadpool as a “game-changer” makes me believe this guy hasn’t watched that many movies.

The Thing

OK, crunch crunch. That’s me eating the words I posted on whether He Who Ruined Green Hornet would do likewise with Preacher. And so far, yes, I’m on board with what been done to adapt the comic to basic cable. I tip my baseball cap to Rogen and company. Full speed right out of the starting blocks—big kudos.

I’m glad the Axanar folks have the inside angle to get the attack lawyers called off but this doesn’t solve the overall issue that to defend their copyright, Paramount is obligated to go after fan films that cross the line. Ultimately, this is less about fan films siphoning off cash (the real money is in putting butts…

How people forget. This has nothing to do with the fans. Paramount/CBS owes us NOTHING. If you don’t wanna see their movies, ok. But they still make them a ton of money. They are a corporation, that’s their function. They are only beholden to their stockholders. So my suggestion to you is to buy a crapload of stock in…

I’m all for people being able to make fan films without getting lawyers involved, but the Axanar team came off as completely insufferable and willing to screw over every other fan project by pissing-off Paramount for no legitimate purpose.

I suspect (strongly) a big aspect of any deal is that they not move forward with starting a studio to turn a profit. Axanar was not a “fan film” it was a startup project used to fund setting up a studio. The film was basically the first piece of output. That was the line they crossed that adversely impacted other fan…

Congratulations on your gloating victory speech, Internet Warrior.

GREAT NEWS!!!

A page to screen adaptation of Preacher would be really thin. If the casting is any indication, it looks like they’ve already made a good decision by combining “Gone to Texas” and “Salvation” giving them the chance to focus on world building, make the former a meatier story, and put the later in a place where it…

Odor has put some time in on a heavy bag. The bar is pretty low for baseball players, but that’s really a decent hook - really turns that hip over.

But like, if they host the Olympics in a permanent location, how will the kickbacks work? Do you even understand the point of the Olympics?

I’m pretty sure the joke is that I paid actual money for this and that Key and Peele are laughing all the way to the bank.

No Maya calendar ever “announc[ed] the end of the world.” The Maya had no apocalyptic beliefs. Their calendar never even mentioned 2012. They had a calendar with a series of nested cycles, like calendars tend to have. The people who rediscovered the calendar in modern times extrapolated those cycles forward and…

Are you a fatass?