Thanks for asking!

NPR titled their review of this song “Swift can’t be the villain and the victim” and I think that is exactly how I feel this entire thing.

If you don’t know whether you are watching a filmed rape or not (and so many actresses come forward immediately or years later to say they were raped on camera or had things done to them that they didn’t agree to and couldn’t say no to without losing the entire paycheck from that day) ... is it really ethical?…

contempt of “court”

CBP and ICE released a joint statement.

Eclipse damage shouldn’t cause you to see double. Double vision is caused by damage to the 4th or 6th cranial nerve. Also the glasses for double vision are vertical prisms that look like little lines all down one eye. (Ask me how I know.)

Hey that’s kinda like how little dogs live longer than big dogs.

Gun violence, sure, but I was talking about being the commander in chief. Even in peacetime a president can order troops into an unfriendly region, or an attack, or even order a drone to take out a terrorist leader along with anyone currently in the same building. Obama himself oversaw a surge in Afghanistan and…

You could argue that any US president has been indirectly responsible for the deaths of others, but yeah this could be Katrina levels of fucked up.

There are also reports that ICE will stay open during the storm to check the passports and other documents of people fleeing the category 4 hurricane in Texas, which is incredibly fucked up when you consider what this administration did to FEMA funding just a few months ago.

I’m sorry technically you are not 6'0 so you can’t be making demands like that of your girlfriend. I didn’t invent the rules.

What are the odds he’ll be treated respectfully by law enforcement and the jail staff?

Yep, it was clear, I was just making a gamergate joke. Those guys haaaaaate Schumer.

You know what else I think is weird? When you click on “publish” ONCE and it makes two comments.

You know what else I think is weird?

That is weird. Not as weird as carrying around the amputated foot of a rabbit for luck.

I’m pretty sure if you’re a judge and your aunt is one of the attorneys, you’d have to recuse yourself anyway, though.

But I thought it was about ethics in comedy journalism?