Considering that I'd be a literal Muslim immigrant, both of those countries are right out for me. Guess I'll move to Mexico.

Fucking thank you.

Not surprised by that. It took Trump 55 minutes to denounce the CEO of Merck. It took him 48 hours to say anything bad about Nazis.

You did not. The popular vote lost the presidency 5 times in US history, the last 2 of which have happened in the last 16 years. (ETA: and worked in the Republicans favor both times.)

I'm reminded of that scene in To Kill A Mockingbird where Scout's schoolteacher denounces the Nazis in Scout's non-integrated classroom while a man was about to be executed by the state because of his race. I'm also reminded of the fact that the US sent thousands of Jewish people back to Europe in the late 30s…

I'm commenting a week late to try to avoid most of the people who would read this.

I like to look on the bright side. For example, once they send the probe, maybe they'll finally respond to my many letters begging to be launched directly into the sun.

Patience St Pim is Evergreen, reincarnated. In fact, this episode has a lot of parallels to Evergreen (the episode). It makes sense, since the theme of the show is about growing up, that they'd tackle aging as well. I noticed that moment where Patience comments on Bubblegum's age. "She's 18 or 19 right? I'm 28. Blah."

That Jesus playing soccer figurine doesn't even make any sense. Wouldn't the culture in the devout Christian Former Confederacy choose American football as the sport of choice for God? Perhaps they were sold out of the Jesus-wearing-a-Saints-Jersey Hummels.

Well, you jumped in with a full throated defense of someone clearly stating that they believe racial discrimination is a good thing. You call anyone names who bothers pointing out the racial bias in several AV Club commenters.

I have a theory on why racists like you get so outrageously angry when you're called racist. It's because any inkling that you do not get to control the behavior of others fills you with a kind of impotent rage that compels you to lash out at them.

You lasted a whole nine minutes that time. Keep trying.

Yes, how perceptive of you to notice words which I wrote that were directed at you.

I don't want a MASH ending with everything all squared-away and happy, to reference your other comment. That's never been why I watched TGW. But seriously? The last character interaction on film is some overacting last minute drama that cheapens both of the strongest female leads left on the show followed by 20…

Calling you racist isn't calling you a name, it's appropriately labeling your behavior as hateful and unacceptable. I'm sorry you believe that being called a racist is more offensive than actually espousing racist views, laughing at racist jokes, and calling someone who believes racism is wrong "crazy" and "a troll."

I stuck with this stupid show for three seasons for it all to end with a hammy soap-opera slap. And if Diane is really all that surprised that she's been screwed over again then I obviously didn't understand her character.

Name calling won't change the fact that you can't answer a simple question. If you truly believe that I am the troll (although I believe that the phrase 'troll' is meaningless) then you'd be wise not to have engaged with me in the first place. You did because you thought you could cow me by typing pages and pages of…

You should definitely try the Glenn Miller Orchestra and cops beating up hippies. Way better than that rain forest shit.

The entire family went to Paris when Bart went deaf and got in trouble for mooning the flag and the whole family got caught up in post 9/11 paranoia so they went to France but missed Springfield so they came back on a slow boat like the toothless immigration parody it was.

You continue to answer the question you wish I asked rather than the one I did ask. Try harder the next time you wish to quash charges of racism against those who say "yes we're all racist" because I truly believe you have the germ of something idiotic in there.