1- Jon Stewart, Prince, and Tom Cruise have all been sex symbols from 5'6 or 5'2 (1.67m and 1.32m).
2- Nobody ever seriously says "my type is employed." One's type refers almost exclusively to a physical attraction and a few douchey bros on POF who think "sapiosexual" is a thing.
3- I never said men don't have pressure…

Oh don't even get me started on the amount of water wasted in North American plumbing. Something like a gallon and a half of potable water per flush. And that's for low-flow toilets. High flow toilets use up to seven gallons. And it's not even like American climates can all afford the waste.

They should really consider crating. But I guess that's basically what dorm rooms are.

Sitting down? More guys should tbh

Oh I'm sure there's no overlap between a front running Republican candidate's violently racist supporters and the Tea Party.

Trump supporters literally beat up protesters at Trump rallies. Black Lives Matter and Immigration protesters have been beaten up.

Imagine the looks on their faces when you show up with two friends who eat all the hors d'oeuvres

I guess it depends on the context, but based on the context you provided I agree with your initial assessment for two reasons.

It took me almost as long to read this list as it would to binge-watch a tv show.
Also, are you fucking kidding me, Daria's been free on the internet all this time? Did they have original music?

"The US is so insular! There's more to the outside world, you know!"
What's the difference between a Sunni and Shiite?
"What does that have to do with anything??"
-Every conversation I've ever had with a European about American centrism.

It's still cheaper than buying all the seasons of Futurama.

This is kind of interesting to me. In Arabic, the 'elite' accent is sort of a Lebanese sounding dialect. People will talk at home in a normal dialect and then try to sound more "educated" with peers and in the working world.

Sally Field held two critically acclaimed roles putting on a bad Southern accent. For the longest time I thought that was how people south of Kentucky really talked.

Fair enough. I guess I don't really know WTF that was about then.

I don't think this show knows what to do with Alan Cumming's love life. The thing he had with America Ferrera felt kind of forced too.
Is it just me, or did Grace have one too many laptops going with office noise? I can't stand it when someone cold calls me and it sounds like they're in a bar. Granted I've never been…

Then why was Cary congratulating her as she walked away?

I think the subtext of the show was that Diane was trying to piss him off so she could excuse herself from representing the touchy feely Christian woman.

My parents live at the same address. If they sent an invite there I would have gotten the letter. But I suspect they went off the yearbook to invite people and you had to pay to be in the yearbook at our school so I decided it wasn't worth it. I'm not that interested in keeping up with people I knew for nine months a…

Actually there is no Alasdair Wilkins. He's just a composite of other successful AV Club reviewers.

I believe it's the third time. Fourth if you count that Flight of the Conchords episode where Lisa runs away to Sprooklyn.