But will Gene Parmesan get his own episode??

More like "Backpack" RAPTOR, am I right folks? I'll be in the corner….

I was actually under the impression that openly bisexual Carrie Brownstein (who I have an incredible crush on) is mostly into women these days, or I read that in Vice magazine or some such shit. But it could've been a dream I had…a wonderful, sexy dream…

Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman…

Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman…

I remember being SO incredibly tense during that final sequence; especially Meadow parking the car. I was convinced she was going to get hit by a truck or something.

I remember being SO incredibly tense during that final sequence; especially Meadow parking the car. I was convinced she was going to get hit by a truck or something.

God, what bullshit.

God, what bullshit.

So, what's happening to Parks and Rec, since that 9:30 thursdays is their slot? Is it going to be on earlier? Don't tell me it's going to be bumped for this bullshit.

So, what's happening to Parks and Rec, since that 9:30 thursdays is their slot? Is it going to be on earlier? Don't tell me it's going to be bumped for this bullshit.

Got a lotta fond memories of that dog…

Got a lotta fond memories of that dog…

(throws flaming shish kabob into postal worker's chest)

(throws flaming shish kabob into postal worker's chest)

Marcus Brody!

Marcus Brody!

"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than an eBay vendor in Guam to save you!"

"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than an eBay vendor in Guam to save you!"

I'd rather they just air Parks and Rec reruns all week. Or a still image of a giant middle finger.