I'd rather they just air Parks and Rec reruns all week. Or a still image of a giant middle finger.

Mulder and "Scully" also kissed on that episode where Mulder goes into an alternate dimension on a cruise ship with nazis. But I guess since that wasn't the real Scully, but alternate Nazi dimension Scully it doesn't really count.

Mulder and "Scully" also kissed on that episode where Mulder goes into an alternate dimension on a cruise ship with nazis. But I guess since that wasn't the real Scully, but alternate Nazi dimension Scully it doesn't really count.

I'm surprised this got only a B, this felt like an A episode to me.

I'm surprised this got only a B, this felt like an A episode to me.

As someone who went through his own suicidal phase during my teen years, this episode was extra brutal when I saw it for the first time. And although A.J.'s suicide attempt is harrowing, Tony yelling "A.J., WHAT THE FUCK??" first before everything sinks in is pretty damn funny.

As someone who went through his own suicidal phase during my teen years, this episode was extra brutal when I saw it for the first time. And although A.J.'s suicide attempt is harrowing, Tony yelling "A.J., WHAT THE FUCK??" first before everything sinks in is pretty damn funny.

I loved this as a kid, but it was mostly because I loved any telling of A Christmas Carol, because it had ghosts in it, and I was a very morbid child.

I loved this as a kid, but it was mostly because I loved any telling of A Christmas Carol, because it had ghosts in it, and I was a very morbid child.

No wonder Smithers made me Head Bee Guy!

No wonder Smithers made me Head Bee Guy!

I've never watched this show, and have no real opinion of Lena Dunham other than I think she looks cute with those tattoos.

I've never watched this show, and have no real opinion of Lena Dunham other than I think she looks cute with those tattoos.

"You sure helped those losers."

"You sure helped those losers."

This is the darkest day in our town's history. If anyone needs me I'll be in the shower.

This is the darkest day in our town's history. If anyone needs me I'll be in the shower.

As a giant Batman nerd, when that line was uttered it took every ounce of self control in my body to not shout to my wife "BATMAN IS NOT A CHILDREN'S CHARACTER!!!" And yes, I know it was supposed to be a joke. But also, I'm a big, mentally unstable nerd.

As a giant Batman nerd, when that line was uttered it took every ounce of self control in my body to not shout to my wife "BATMAN IS NOT A CHILDREN'S CHARACTER!!!" And yes, I know it was supposed to be a joke. But also, I'm a big, mentally unstable nerd.

My creepy cave is similar to the cave occupied by the children's character The Bat Man.