They don't look anything like them. Some blackface would have helped this immensely.

I love that they took turns on who was Kanye and who was Kim. Well done. Also just realizing Kanye could be my tomboy style muse even though i'm a tiny lesbian lady.

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."

Jennifer Lawrence is pissed she wasn't invited.

guys if we ever meet irl please dont be upset that i am not a dinosaur

Let's just get the obvious out of the way and say "this would've been more believable if she claimed she was simply a confused Methodist."

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

As much as I am constantly side-eyeing the NFL lately, this is actually a pretty effective spot in that it puts an anti-abuse message in the mouths of these "football heroes". Women can speak up against domestic violence all they want, but the most abusive segment of the population - which is primarily male - isn't…

Being beat is not fun: trust me, I would know.

Madeleine Davies angling for Jim Cooke's job, clearly.

How's this:

A Jezebel Writer Responds to a Comment, and It is Amazing!

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

I REALLY miss when you guys would review catalogs.

No. There aren't a lot of studies using erect penises (wikipedia defines micropenis as smaller than 2.75" erect, but I consider that dubious) just because of the difficulty of measuring erect penises in a lab setting, as well as what's considered "fully erect." Most penis length studies use either flaccid, or…

About how women with small tits are a non-issue and can still find people who want to have sex with them regardless? That sounds fine.

Why is this not worthy of a Jezebel post? It's about how gender stereotypes don't actually matter to regular people. That's pretty Jezebel-worthy.

Most. Heterosexual. Ad. For. Sex. Ever.