I hope you're joking because I am a teacher and I have two master degrees. My mother has a PhD in education and all of her sisters were teachers. We are all very smart and capable women who have worked hard to improve our reservation.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

Generally, all administrative leave is paid while investigations are ongoing. I think it's just a policy and not a judgment call.

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Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

Your cat and my cat must've come from the same litter. Here he is mocking as us he wildly swings from the banister, clawing up the paint in the process. Bastard. Cute, cuddly, soft, purring, pink-nosed bastard.

Two beautiful, accomplished women.

Her daughter is a splitting image of her! Wow!

You'll only end up getting high on your own supply and decide to take the rest of us out so you don't have to share.

I'm gonna start a tampon smuggling ring. Who's with me?

My favorite I didn't know I was pregnant was a skinny Irish lady in a rock band who gained about 5 lbs during the pregnancy that her bandmates attributed to chips and beer. She had always had irregular periods, and spotted occasionally during the pregnancy, so that combined with the lack of weight gain ... she had no…

Please take responsibility for your staff, Emma.

Come on over! It's so beautiful here the insides of my windows are covered in frost ;) But seriously - it's a good place. We would welcome you with a hotdish and a reserved air.

Thank you for validating my decision to sign up for OKC last week, Mark. Now can we also get an article about how New Year's Day is the best time to impulsively give yourself bangs? Asking for a friend.

"She believed that her family was deceased but she hoped they were just sleeping," said White.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(

Grumpy cat does not approve of emojii based communications:

Has it been shown that 95% of My Strange Addiction people are suffering from pica?