The problem with hunters is they're too sporting. They only want to shoot the bucks. What white tail deer (aka rats with antlers) need is culling. Night vision scopes with silencers on high-powered rifles. Slaughter the entire herd in a particular area like we're forced to do with feral hogs.

Wakefield violated every ethical standard in medicine to earn some cash and has since been thoroughly discredited. He's like a comic book super villain at this point. The anti-vaxx parents come across as smug and entitled people who view their child as a thing that's defective. It's like they want to take the…

YES, this. Amen. Withdrawal can be almost as effective as condoms, but it is (in Dan Savage's parlance) a varsity-level contraception method.

Pulling out works very well, but it depends pretty much entirely on the man's self-control. Not all guys can do that consistently. And not all girls trust a guy that he can control himself. But it does work.

This kid in a helmet is goddamn adorable. I almost hope there will be a bunch of kids running around in helmets now.

I wasn't able to get this info from the article, but do Venice and Rodd share a platonic or physical love affair? Are guide puppies to come?

Agreed. The two romantic relationships I most wanted closure from, I never really got from the guys I was seeing. Eventually with each I realized that neither of them was someone I actually wanted to be with. But that had to come from me. Nothing either of them could have said would have be useful to me.

How to Deal With Not Getting Closure - a Tried and True New England WASP Method.

I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP! YOU'RE CRYING!

Baaaack the truck up. Elle MacPherson is one of the 90s glamazon supermodels. That cover may not be iconic per se, but she is definitely a supermodel!

Does anyone else have a 'cat friend' (ironic hipster who loves cats?) that you send all cat stuff to? It delights me to send this kind of stuff to him.

"You fail to notice the creaking of the trees around you, enthralled in your lovemaking as you are. Suddenly, you hear a loud crack, and have only enough time to react to see the large tree you were laying under fall on top of the two of you. THE END"

I am in fact a CU Boulder student. Anyone have questions? We get a bad rap and I would love to dispel some of the stereotypes surrounding our school. Hey, guess what? I don't even smoke and I barely drink. We are not all privileged trust-fund kids. Also an FYI: Most of the people that used to attend 4/20, were…

I donate blood and they check for anemia before letting me sit in the chair. I've never been turned away so far (except for other stupid reasons, like not realising a nasal scope was considered "invasive" enough to warrant a 4 month ban). But I do feel incredibly deficient in a bunch of things, even though all my…

I'm a bit confused. Did you not watch the video? It's a parody that *mocks* the idea that the only sex that counts is heterosexual P-in-V, and you are speaking as though they are being sincere and serious—which they are not. In fact, Garfunkel & Oates would resoundingly agree with you!

I know. I find that offensive. There is no time in which you should be wearing pants when you don't have to.

There is no right or left brain. It's just spaghetti.

The most egregious part is the sandals.

I'd like to raise my hand and out myself as one of those people. And to those who want to judge me for what I do and don't find pleasurable? Fuck you. So much.