"There's the guy who's apartment I projectile vomited the guacamole I had eaten earlier that night"

They should update this for people you have been on OkCupid/Internet dates with and never want to see again. I find myself doing this more than I should:

Car jackings, muggings, beatings, and armed robberies have 1) a clear property loss (save beatings), and 2) no legal, consensual analogue (except for formalized fights, which usually have an audience). Which is why it's hard to say "aww, how do you know he didn't WANT to give all that money to the guy in the alley?"…

...so fire up your nerdbrains...

While I agree with most of what you're saying here, this bit: "We like penetration because it's sexy and intimate and it makes you feel good, but again: it's not orgasmically stimulating."... well, it is for some of us, you know. Hope you don't mind me saying; just want to make sure we're getting our facts straight…

What's a "TV", and why is it necessary? Netflix, Hulu and free streaming sites FTW.

"Sexual Prime" should be a slash fanfiction between Optimus Prime and all of the autobots.

Vegan for about 7 years. Never eaten any of the foods mentioned in this article. I wish people would realise it doesn't need to be a complicated diet full of "hip" foods. Try rice. Potatoes. Tofu. (Is tofu mainstream nowdays?)

Then Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince is the ultimate in bad parenting. I mean, he got divorced from his wife, remarried a woman with the same name, and then forced his poor children to pretend that nothing ever happened, never allowing them to speak of their real mother ever again. The monster.

I shave for God and country! I shave for justice!

Being a grey just feels like screaming into the void, sometimes. Every time I venture out into real-comment-land, I end up huddled back at groupthink after.

Madam, if you shaved your ladyparts with a straight razor you deserve a medal, a cash prize and should become a circus contortionist.

SWEET TASTE FOR SEX MEETING

don't forget about Trenton....it's not TrenTON, it's Treh-un