There's no beer in heaven, after all.

And "mummified."

"...you only BUY...." Please fix. Thanks!

I use coconut oil + baking soda + corn starch (all equal parts) and a few drops of essential oil (lavender is best, for antibacterial reasons).

It's way cheaper than store-bought deodorant, very effective, and smells exactly how I want it to smell. I can adjust it for stinkier seasons, too. No anti-persiring effects,…

Thank you for posting MY FAVORITE ANIMAL EVER. All I could think while reading the post was, "B-... but... but... kakapos are so cool and there are like a couple dozen left." Without land predators, all those exotic NZ birds came up with weird and awesome means of natural population control.

So well stated, and I'm glad you didn't create a burner account. Part of the huge power of disordered eating is its secrecy, and, I'm learning, the desire to appear "together" and not at all vulnerable. Thanks for your post.

Yeah, I thought "twee" was a cutesy thing, but I had never heard it applied to music. Thanks for the lastfm link, already liking the first song!

Maybe they were all getting fitted for corsettes at Coachella... You know, getting waisted. Hipsters.

What's twee music? And how do I find more of it? If it's considered "hipster," I think I'd like it...

Anyone else really impressed by this kid's ability to narrate? 9 years old and reading that well and with that much emotion... He'll be starring in the high school play next.

I rock the glottal stop in kitten and mitten too! New Jersey's real accent is the glottal stop.

Exactly what I was thinking. Daaamn!

His rendition of Run DMC's Peter Piper made me pop an ovary, I'm pretty sure. I want Lip Sync-Off's to be a real thing.

Seriously! And can we talk about how hard it is to find non-lubricated condoms? Any one else suffer that plight?

That's exactly how I feel when I go online condom-shopping.

Doesn't sound random where I live. Now you made me want to go hiking tomorrow, damnit.

Sex tapes don't do it for me, so...

Agreed.

The only thing I've ever stolen was a Lisa Frank stamp ring from a classmate's desk in kindergarten. Everything they made was gold.

Fair enough. If you want to be heard/read, I'd suggest not using "girls I wanted to fuck were lining up." I figured you weren't being a deliberate ass, which is why I didn't lash out at you.