“The ground can not cause a fumble” my ass.

Goddammit, now I don’t get to watch Sam Bradford throw a 5 yard dump-off pass on 3rd & 7.

Hopefully all of those vlogs help her sleep better after that Fox direct deposit hits every two weeks.

Or maybe not try to put on false humility on the pressing issues of female sports fans and THE STRUGGLE while cashing checks from a media conglomerate that totally is cool with letting it’s executives sexually assualt it’s female employees and then hit them up with a cool $40M on the way out the door.

It’s funny how you guys are always offended by the sport events geared at women and you fail, every time, to realize they’re not aimed at you. Do you already know about sports? Great! They’re not gonna expand their base with you.

Oh shit, have I been transported to an alternate universe where everything is identical except Rick and Morty is called Rock and Morty?

But there’s a universe where I did make it up. And one where you didn’t get the reference.

Gonna be real honest here. I was excited to see what the forth sport was. A bit disappointed it’s track and field. I mean, it’s fine, whatever, but I hoped it was something like bowling or cross country skiing.
Just not enough athletes make the transition from dressage to football, I guess.

No, it’s perfectly fair to blame a spoiled crybaby for taking his ball and going home because he didn’t get his way. If other cities had the balls Seattle did, publicly funded stadiums wouldn’t be a thing, and the economy would be better off.

He bought the franchise for the express intention of moving it to OKC, and ‘offered’ a pair of preposterously ruinous ‘deals’ to Seattle specifically crafted to let him pin blame on them when they were inevitably rejected.

I’m against public funding of stadiums as much as anyone,but until that’s not the game the leagues all play, it’s absurd to blame one owner for doing the same thing everyone else would do.

You totally destroyed his point by pointing out maybe the ONLY SUPERSTAR IN LEAGUE HISTORY to deliberate choose a midmarket team!
#internetassassin

While this definitely incentivizes legit superstars–MVP guys, the Currys and LeBrons of the league–to stay put, they can make up that money in advertisements, signature shoes, etc.

Cleveland got lucky because he was born in Akron.. That is an exception, you asshat.

Spent his whole career there, he did. Never left for a top 10 city. Nope, never happened.

Jacksonville is going to change it up by putting Rob in charge. That guy is basically a North Florida elemental.

I was extremely puzzled when Khan made the comment “Firing a coach is a dish that is best served cold.”