Bell’s a better runner, but Johnson is a far superior pass catcher. Bell catches footballs like a great running back. Johnson catches passes like a great wide receiver.

Agreed. It’s incredible how quickly a school can turn around when they have an AD who’s not impulsively harassing every woman in sight.

*Baylor & FSU slowly back out of room *

Upon the news that the Minnesota players had ended their boycott, prices on StubHub for prime seats on the 50 yard line for the Holiday Bowl skyrocketed and are currently as high as $8.64 per seat.

I was wondering when they would realize that “Minnesota suspends 90 players for bowl game” is a valid option.

Let’s give some credit to the Minnesota athletic department here. They suspended the alleged perpetrators immediately, publicly released the report of the allegations, and met with the rest of the team within 24 hours. Compare as opposed to the usual bullshit say nothing and hope the problem goes away because there…

They might not be the best at football, but they’re all-stars in backpedaling.

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

As to the final question, no on two fronts.

Bell is so interesting to watch, he looks like hes walking half the time because he is so patient and runs standing straight up. Next thing you know, 2 linebackers are laying on the turf and Bell has picked up 8 yards on a carry that should have netted him -1.

He’s tremendous. I still think Bell’s a slightly superior player, but both are amazing.

Kate Dries is right: Jimmy Johns is butt and anyone who likes it should be ashamed of themselves. Even as a person that is okay with mayonnaise I can’t fathom how people can love Jimmy Johns. It’s bland-ass bread with half a pint of mayonnaise inside. Supposedly they put meat in there but good luck tasting it. Maybe…

I’m agog. That’s like growing up without the ability to hear, and the first music you hear is Nickelback.

Give it up. He played decently at a bunch of positions, it’s not like he was an top notch player at 5 different positions.

Tanner Mcevoy played wide receiver, quarterback, safety, and special teams for Wisconsin last year having a big impact on both sides of the ball. Did you argue for him to win the heisman?

Opposing teams cannot stop Jabrill from playing different positions, opposing teams can only keep his stats in those positions as mediocre which they were.

You’re greatly ill-informed and clearly haven’t watched many (if any) games. He still threw for the 12th most yards of any NCAA team and 10th most TD’s.

Charles Woodson, Marcus Allen, Barry Sanders, O.J. Simpso- oh wait fuck.

You would like to see a guy that is 6'3, 205, football smart, and incredibly fast try to play safety?

I’m not a Liverpool fan by any stretch, but Jurgen Klopp is the best thing to happen to the Prem in a long time.