There is very little I wouldn’t do for 70 million dollars, and this kid wouldn’t play basketball for it.

I’ll never say never, but having watched this team for 30+ years I cannot imagine they’ll trade 2 1sts for OBJ.

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.

“...but Dooley rejected Pitino’s candidacy, citing the former coach’s legal baggage.”

Would it have killed the university to include something in their statement that said the report of their interest in hiring him was “premature”?

Shunning people who think “Dilly Dilly” is cool. A tradition unlike any other.

Douchebag singularity.

I just like to think that in this alternate universe, Benny is 75 pounds overweight and shilling for jet.com.

1. Attends twenty-minute concert

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

Jesus Christ this take is hot hot garbage.

Hot Take of the CENTURY!!!

I seriously don’t understand the appeal of this sport. Yeah I know get off my lawn and all that but still

I know it’s a strange concept, but I’m going to put it forward anyway...is it possible that professional athletes have occasional ups and downs?

Remember when Ronaldo was butt four months ago?

What do you want from me? I’m an idiot.

Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

Sort of. Here’s the thing, everybody knew all of this in high school when they thought everybody was a big dummy. The only difference is now that they’re an adult, they might realize that they’re one of the big dummies too. There’s like maybe 500,000 intelligent and interesting people in this country. If you’re lucky…

Every season at Cactus League spring training, I heckle George Brett when I see his old ass at Royals games, and I promise I have a good reason. When I was about 15 or so, I remember standing with a group of about 6 other children, all between the ages 5-15, asking for George Brett’s autograph as he walked by (George…

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”