Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Never too soon

You mean #courage

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

“Now without side mirrors! Because it looks cool and shit!”

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

Didn’t you hear the keynote? The #1 reason why they did it is “Courage”.

I shouldn’t need a fucking adapter to plug my headphones into my phone. That’s not adding functionality, it’s adding complexity, and for no good fucking reason.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

Looks like the headphone jack really is gone. I’m so deeply disappointed by that. Such a senseless thing to remove. Such a stupid step. I hope it comes back in the 8 because I’m not getting one without a jack. I spent way too much money on really good headphones. And don’t even talk to me about an adaptor. Ugh.

Believe me, if NFL brass could get away with giving them less than that, they would.

Maybe if you can’t trust a person in their 20s to, literally, survive without your constant attention, you should reconsider whether or not to give that person millions of dollars.

John has been under the radar as the worst Harbaugh for quite a while.

So if Harbaugh could have visited Tray Walker at home during the offseason, he could have saved his life by noticing his motorbike?

I’m an Android user, and removing one of..scratch that, the only thing that is a standard (3.5mm aux jack) on the iPhone seems like a pretty valid concern.

Yes, if there’s someone who knows not to create a spectacle that undermines the collective, it’s John Tortorella.

I’m not really close enough with my brother to share a prostitute, but good on them for having such a close relationship I guess.