And take a 40 minute shit?

By the way this is what GQ thinks Magary looks like...

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

yeah at work. Great idea..

Write the fucking thing.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

If you take 45 minutes, sure.

I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

Soccer guy decides to get smart about rugby, rugby guy goes to the internet for help.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

For her part, Van den Driessche says the bike belonged to a friend, and mistakenly found its way into her race-day bike lineup.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

I, for one, welcome Real Salt Lake’s John Terry.

It’s funny. Back when Carey was a ref, I felt like he was one of the elites. He would make calls confidently and correctly. He sounds like a confused old man on the broadcast side. Maybe he just had a very good crew supporting him.

I’ll just go ahead and assume that this somehow involved Karim Benzema.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

DO IT AGAIN

Counterpoint:

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.