I had a huge knock-down-drag-out with my ex about overpopulation when she wanted to watch that atrocious 19 Kids and Counting or whatever the fuck they call that Fertile Myrtle show. I said it was outlandish and completely irresponsible to have that many children, and she countered with "yeah, but they take care of…

you're a fucking idiot, so yeah, I would gauge you as a fellow pats fan

Seriously? 5 tweets from Pats fans? That's representative of the entire fan base?

Sugar Jim Henry and Maurice Richard shaking hands after a typically brutal playoff series between the Habs and Bruins. The Rocket got a concussion earlier in the game and is bleeding from his head; Henry has a nice shiner and looks like he's bowing to one of the greatest ever. At once, the amazing sportsmanship (and…

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

I will always feel bad about how Tito went out in Boston. He is a rad dude, and this just proves it.

A handful of flour thrown at a campfire can make a nice fireball. Like most fireballs, this could probably hurt someone.

It's bewildering to think that an actual conversation was had in which all of this was set up, and everyone involved was somehow convinced that the final product was a cool thing that needed to be posted on Instagram. Just, like, negative levels of self-awareness going on here.

Happens pretty much every game.

Pretty standard for rugby, unless someone is gravely injured, play continues. Usually the action moves away from the injured player quicker.

"He reminds me of me," Sidney Crosby said.

Very happy to see no hate dropped on Idina Menzel or Frozen. I hate to admit this, but if Let It Go becomes available at karaoke bars, I know my new go-to number.

I really don't get the "shades of gray" part of Wolf of Wall Street. Name me one part of the movie where Jordan Belfort is not being a thoroughly awful human being. Name me one part of the movie where we are not meant to THINK Jordan Belfort is a thoroughly awful human being. Just one. I'll wait.

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

Must have felt pretty good for Howard to be in on the joke for once.

I was sobbing in a rented yacht bathroom earlier.