Babe's penis? Yea, we got that.

@TALENT3

Havent played football in a while, but I do recall being able to make tackles that weren't hitting someone in the head or spearing them in the kneecaps.

Still no apologies from gawker media to the couple after reporting their alleged bigotry AS FACT.

What follows is by no means an endorsement of Shawn Thornton's actions.

You are so, so dumb.

You've got part of the story backwards: "Detroit clears a net of $76 million off its books while pocketing a reported $30 million in cash." The money is going from Detroit to Texas, not the other way around. Texas would never pay $30M for the privilege of taking on one of the most expensive contracts in baseball.

"aging dinosaur rocker"

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

"Get me this man."-Schiano

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

This is really sad. After all, the best memories in life are the little things.

The NHL scoring leaders proved last night that they can win with defense

More of a 1st baseline seat and he won't have to witness any of Fox's Almost Human commercials that night. Good work, Erik with a K.

From my seat in the stadium, I couldn't tell if Gipson had contacted his head. What I could tell is that his "tackle" was really just him diving at Finley, with little to no attempt at any form or technique evident.

Where's the customary Deadspin concussion sanctimony? Apparently punters can't cause brain damage...

Meanwhile, Gates has that watching-the-valet-park-my-Bentley look.

"Yep, looks like the engine is shot, and you're going to need a new transmission too... Sorry buddy, but getting this thing to be road-worthy again is going to be a real human of a job."