Before you say anything, yes, I know how silly my avatar looks on the byline of this post.

Overall, very thoughtful. Provoking. A well-steeped dissertation on the American pastime, though personally, I feel as if some the allusions made were heavy-handed, then suddenly demure, as if a solid curtain had fallen across what was a brightly lit moment inside a man's journey through competition.

Let it stay shut down. Lets see how everyone does when it really is every man and women for him or herself. Raping and pillaging, looting and shooting. Lets take this world back to the good old dark ages. Lets get this apocalypse started all ready. Why? because chaos is fair.

I enjoy the Giants being awful, too, though.

The Steelers being awful is my favorite thing of this NFL season.

Let me save a bunch of folks here some time so they can get back to PFT and Reddit:

'Fuck you.' What were they going to do, extradite us from L.A.?

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

I take it you don't know too much about Pat Tillman.

Who knew Al Michael's drunk driving arrest would be relevant to this story!!!

This definitely does NOT dethrone the buttfumble. Go watch the buttfumble again.

What made me haul my entire face off, crumple it up, and stuff it down the garbage disposal in my kitchen sink, is this: Reilly's column is written exclusively for white people ("Good news everyone! You have nothing to fear from black kids with dreadlocks!"), and nobody at ESPN bothered to, uh, point that out, or fix…

"Try to stay in the fuckin' lines this time, okay Georgia O'Keeffe?"

It looked like someone accidentally switching to the safety in Madden.

Are you as bothered as I am by the fact that the rest of the characters on Friends shared such an inexplicably close bond with Phoebe? Almost all of the things she said were thoughts so incoherent that they completely killed the conversation happening around her. She might as well have been talking to herself. Is…

"They raped my childhood. "

YELP