No.

Man, Altidore has *110* caps. That is staggering.

“Maybe I don’t have it anymore” = “I don’t question myself”

I wonder how much of this clusterfuck is due to actual, overt attempts at #synergy between MLS and the USMNT. Is it actual marketing reasons that leads to the selection of Wondolowski over, say, Weston McKennie, a 19 year old STARTER in the 3rd/4th best league in the world? Because, if so, that seems like nothing less…

There should be absolutely zero shame in utilizing your country’s home advantages.

Why?

Oooooh my gaawwwddd that’s riiiiiight.....

A clean, wrap-up tackle in the NFL is now cause for not only attention by sites like Deadspin, but also calls for celebration by the player who made it.

Never understood this one, either. If I, God willing, can ever afford a house with a lawn, you bet your ass I don’t want anyone farting around on it. That’s my lawn!

I can’t believe Magary fit this into WYTS before a real post about it could even go up...

It’s more likely he’ll be remembered as his country’s all-time leading scorer, but you do you, man.

That’s among the most assholeish (assholish?) Twitter avis these eyes have ever seen.

I’m struggling to think of a group of people I’d like to meet less than the Florida Daughters of the Confederacy.

Greg Paulus played QB at Syracuse, not Illinois. You *are* quite the good little Blue Devil!

This article just serves to remind me how much it annoys me that NFL writers consistently retweet that disgraced David Chao quack (@ProFootballDoc) when he’s like “LOOKS LIKE A SPRAINED PCL” while watching on TV 10 seconds after the guy is carted off.

I don’t know why I *ever* read the goddamn poop stories, but especially today.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: rugby requires you to at least make the effort to wrap with your arms on every single tackle. I don’t see why the NFL can’t institute a similar rule.

I’m not sure I’ve ever been that angry in my life

IT’S NOT BIIILLLYYYYY!!!!