Well, yeah. You aged out of the demo.

This Eckersley business has left a really bad taste in my mouth about who these guys are, honestly.

“How can I fart out just one more column where I pretend to have been in on the joke all along?”

OK ENOUGH ALREADY WHERE’S HAISLEY TO TELL ME WHY REAL MADRID IS “BUTT” AND THEREFORE THEIR TITLE DOESN’T COUNT

Probably enough to get you banned

Can we keep doing the “Lauren, Instead of You, Writes About Soccer” thing we tried over the past few weeks? Seemed to be working OK.

That would make Deadspin writers love Jeter, though.

It seems like such a satisfying way for a team of which you’re a fan to build. But, I’m a Red Sox fan, so I get to see Dombrowski continue to treat elite prospects as annoyances standing in the way of getting a middle reliever.

I had noticed that Deadspin’s soccer coverage had largely been leaving Haisley on the bench. I’m reminded now as to why.

Saturdays are for the boys! Hell yeah, bro! Zo is the man!

WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO H...aw fuck they just made it illegal to look at the moon.

The NFLPA might be the most inept, toothless entity in professional sports.

When they go low, we go high! Even as 23 million people lose health insurance!

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I think it’s also the persona of being such a devout family man, while also being a transparent, insincere prick.

So is it a tax bill of €15 million? Or the taxes on an income of €15 million? Because those are wildly different numbers.

I feel you downplayed the prospect of this scenario back when Durant signed in July:

But he doesn’t play for Barca, so his greatness doesn’t *mean* anything, y’know?

That Giants shortstop really seemed terribly concerned that his pitcher was under duress.

I’m sure they would’ve gotten a very insightful, thoughtful answer if they had asked.