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This is pretty sweet...

You must’ve loved Leah Finnegan

GEEESSSTTUUURREESSS!!!

The fact that John Farrell PINCH-RAN with Wright, who promptly hurt his shoulder sliding into a base and has never been the same, should’ve been enough to cost that bozo his job.

Right on schedule, Deadspin posts an article about how, actually, Lukaku is in the right and has every right to treat his teammates like they’re complete assholes, because he is an excellent player after all.

I’ve been sitting here trying to write a joke about a Haisley headline for this and it’s virtually impossible to mock the inanity of what he farts out.

Can one go into shock within seconds?

Jesus Christ. From $1500 a year to potential six figure annual incomes? Can they give their lawyer’s card to the NFLPA or something?

going to fuck*

I’m not sure if that was even stupidity or just a deliberately misleading way of making it sound foreboding to the unwashed.

What’s the pay?

So does this poor Bolton guy still have to face the music or what?

One thing that’s never really discussed is rule changes that would take *some* of the importance of the game off of quarterbacks, because it’s just absurd that a team has virtually zero chance of even competing without a very good to great guy under center, of which there are like, ten on the entire planet at any…

When I clicked on this I thought the chant would be some lukewarm takeoff of the racist/fascist bullshit so common in stadiums (mostly Italy), so it’s actually kinda comforting that it’s just ball-clenchingly embarrassing.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen happen at a wedding? My friend saw a best man say he was saving the speech for the groom’s second wedding, and then he sat back down.

Is the “goodness” of lobster really just reliant on how fun it is to eat? Because that stuff doesn’t taste like ANYTHING to me. I’m wary of foods that *need* to be served with melted butter yet still cost $50.

And all created by the same guy!:

Kevin DuBrow died a DECADE ago, Wiki just informed me...

Holy shit, already sold out

Holy shit, already sold out