When I clicked that link I laughed so hard at my desk that I started wheezing.

Thank God, someone found the #problematic angle. Phew.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Related:

The announcers’ audible lamenting of players failing is something that I 100% could get behind in American sports.

Switching gears, it seems like a good number of the seats in that highlight vid are completely empty. Is Serie A not terribly popular, or are racism/misconduct bans that common?

Jesus. You gotta clarify who you mean. Thinking of this almost gave me an aneurysm, America’s-Hat-Boy.

Despite all of the economic/well-being/etc. issues, I still think that Durant is a bitch for running to Golden State.

Well now, to be fair, he matured and learned from that incident.

Sounds like he really wigged out to Merkin.

Did you make this up?

I feel like such a fucking failure for not somehow winding up rich too.

Oh thank God, I was terrified users of one mode of transportation might actually pay too much attention to the road/other human beings.

Oh thank God, I was terrified users of one mode of transportation might actually pay too much attention to the…

Good Lord. On what fucking planet is a high school sophomore enjoying a hoppy IPA, warm from sitting in someone’s trunk all Friday?

This was actually on the ticker this morning, that he indeed is.

The man who assumes Haisley knows what the fuck he’s talking about, ever, is soon proved a fool.

For the full $50 plus the credit, or just the credit?

For the full $50 plus the credit, or just the credit?

Of course.

Of course.

Would this be usable immediately, or does it have to be a physical, mailed one?

Would this be usable immediately, or does it have to be a physical, mailed one?

This can’t be real, right?